One Liners by Abhishek

Dot Matrix printers are mainly invented to print two words "PASS" and "FAIL"

Be Happy....Be Optimischievous ........

ऒये DNA क्या चीज है, आतंकवादीयोंकी पुरी deadbody लेलो..आपके घरकाही माल है ! [;)]

जरुरत है,जरुरत है,सख्त जरुरत है......ईक श्रीमती की,कलावती की,EMI भरे जो पतिकी.......[/)]

One great man said "Whats in the name?"... And no one bothered to remember who said that...