One Liners by Abhishek

19 years back people looked at SRT and exclaimed "What amazing cricket this guy play at this age!!" and even today they say EXACTLY the same thing....

Corporate Laws: Knowledge is ur strength, until you document it....

Obama मामा, make sure you cross those cheques too [/)]

GoodBye means "Be Good" till the time we reunite....[:P]

Nice to see Akshay kumar playing "Dongar ka pani" in cola ad... :-)

Dot Matrix printers are mainly invented to print two words "PASS" and "FAIL"

Be Happy....Be Optimischievous ........

ऒये DNA क्या चीज है, आतंकवादीयोंकी पुरी deadbody लेलो..आपके घरकाही माल है ! [;)]

जरुरत है,जरुरत है,सख्त जरुरत है......ईक श्रीमती की,कलावती की,EMI भरे जो पतिकी.......[/)]

One great man said "Whats in the name?"... And no one bothered to remember who said that...

Bus,train or job inke pichhe nahi bhaagana chahiye...Ek gaya to dusara mil jaata hai....

New Year Resolution: Selecting a good Home Minister for India, and one for my home too.. :-)