One Liners by Abhishek

Is the neavy justified guarding the "Commerical Vessels" from pirates, when indian shores are not safe?

"Spirit of Mumbai" is a F-Word for us....

I paid just 101 rupees to move the Mars form one place to Another.....

Marriages are made in heaven........And they end up in hell.....

PM to Indian Police Force : "Wake up,shake up & fight terror", He should tell the same to home ministry chief.........

Sharing a beautiful lines by marathi poet,sandeep khare


कुणी प्रचंड आवडणारे, ते दुर दुर जाताना
डोळ्यांच्या देखत आणि,नाहीसे दुर होताना
डोळ्यातील अडवुन पाणि,हुंदका रोखुनी कंठी
तुम्ही केविलवाणे हसता ,अन तुम्हास नियती हसते

Watching your beloved person going away from you,
her fading images , disappearing past the horizon,
holding back that drop of tear...
You laugh helplessly, and the destiny laughs at you...

Life throws questions at you, never the answers, Its your headache to find the answers.
And funny thing is that, you will never find answers....
God Bless.....

Anyone who is not an enemy,is my friend...

Being good is good,
But being bad is as good as it gets.....

Your Tension Our Passion!!!!!

Wow.. This is a cool tag line.

I found this one in an advertisement at nerul station.

It belongs to one Packer and Movers company.

Bhaktajano

Let me introduce u to this great mantra, which will solve 99% of your worries,sorrows and unhappiness.

Rest 1% will be handled by GOD.......

And the mantra is "Maaaaf"

Chant this mantra whenever you feel cheated, you feel unlucky or u feel that life is not fair....

Jai Ho.........

Relationship :

Its not about how close you get, its about how you manage to keep the distance.........

आता मीच ठरवलय
स्वप्ने आवरुन घ्यायची,
आयुष्यभर आता
खर्डेघाशीच व्हायची.........

You have two ways to succeed in business.

1. Do what others do. And do it better.
2. Take a completely new approach. INNOVATE….

I prefer second option.

Please make me smart enough , So that no one can ever fool me...

Please dont make me smart enough, So that i can fool anyone.....

a marathi line this time.written by my friend Padmashree..
It got lot of depth.

स्वप्नांना अपुर्णतेचा शाप असतो.....


I try to translate this,

Dreams are always cursed with incompleteness.

Relationship Status : Not Single,Not Committed

I tried to explain her Dad that I am SANTA,But he failed to understand.

Humans do 2 big mistakes in life.

1. They dont take efforts to marry the person they love,
2. They dont take efforts love the person they marry........

I am surrounded by lots of practical people. Yes, I am an Emotional Fool. Can anyone please tell me what is the definitions of a "Practical Person" . Does it mean taking life out of a single person to make ten others happy?

11 Aussies played infamous Sidney Test. And i am sure all of them can sell their autobiographies accusing different indian player each time...

Ek software professional ke life aur kya hota hai...wohi saDe huve codes. Wohi thakela pakela client. Wohi code debugging..Charaane ke code, uspe baraaneki document....Uthaaale re bhagwaaan.....
mereko nahi re..client ko....

एक सोफ़्ट्वेअर प्रोफ़ेशनल के लाईफ़ मे और क्या होता है, वोही सडे हुवे कोड,वोही थकेले पकेले क्लायंट,वोही कोड डीबगिंग
चाराने का कोड और उसपे बाराने का डोक्युमेंट...
उठाले रे भगवान.......
मेरेको नही रे..क्लायंट को.......

jinhe naaj hai Test Cricket pe woh kaha hai, jine naaz hai woh kaha hai....... :-(

जिन्हे नाझ है, टेस्ट क्रिकेटपे वोह कहा है, जिन्हे नाज है वोह कहा है :-(