One Liners by Abhishek

SRT

2009-04-04T19:14:00.000-07:00

19 years back people looked at SRT and exclaimed "What amazing cricket this guy play at this age!!" and even today they say EXACTLY the same thing....

Corporate Laws

2009-04-04T19:13:00.000-07:00

Corporate Laws: Knowledge is ur strength, until you document it....

Obama मामा

2009-03-27T19:41:00.001-07:00

Obama मामा, make sure you cross those cheques too [/)]

GoodBye

2009-03-27T19:35:00.000-07:00

GoodBye means "Be Good" till the time we reunite....[:P]

Dongar ka pani

2009-03-07T20:22:00.000-08:00

Nice to see Akshay kumar playing "Dongar ka pani" in cola ad... :-)

Dot Matrix

2009-02-25T17:49:00.000-08:00

Dot Matrix printers are mainly invented to print two words "PASS" and "FAIL"

Be Optimischievous ........

2009-02-16T08:35:00.000-08:00

Be Happy....Be Optimischievous ........

आतंकवादीयोंका DNA

2009-02-15T18:01:00.001-08:00

ऒये DNA क्या चीज है, आतंकवादीयोंकी पुरी deadbody लेलो..आपके घरकाही माल है ! [;)]

जरुरत है

2009-02-10T17:41:00.001-08:00

जरुरत है,जरुरत है,सख्त जरुरत है......ईक श्रीमती की,कलावती की,EMI भरे जो पतिकी.......[/)]

Whats in the name?

2009-02-07T06:37:00.001-08:00

One great man said "Whats in the name?"... And no one bothered to remember who said that...

Recession Strikes again

2009-01-22T17:32:00.001-08:00

Bus,train or job inke pichhe nahi bhaagana chahiye...Ek gaya to dusara mil jaata hai....

New Year Resolution

2009-01-02T23:48:00.000-08:00

New Year Resolution: Selecting a good Home Minister for India, and one for my home too.. :-)

Pirates

2008-12-16T09:04:00.001-08:00

Is the neavy justified guarding the "Commerical Vessels" from pirates, when indian shores are not safe?

Mumbai Spirit

2008-12-10T08:05:00.001-08:00

"Spirit of Mumbai" is a F-Word for us....

Mars Attack....

2008-12-10T08:04:00.000-08:00

I paid just 101 rupees to move the Mars form one place to Another.....

Marriage

2008-12-02T07:19:00.000-08:00

Marriages are made in heaven........And they end up in hell.....

PM speaks on terrorism

2008-11-24T07:59:00.000-08:00

PM to Indian Police Force : "Wake up,shake up & fight terror", He should tell the same to home ministry chief.........

You laugh helplessly, and the destiny laughs at you.. thats life...

2008-11-13T17:18:00.000-08:00

Sharing a beautiful lines by marathi poet,sandeep khare

कुणी प्रचंड आवडणारे, ते दुर दुर जाताना
डोळ्यांच्या देखत आणि,नाहीसे दुर होताना
डोळ्यातील अडवुन पाणि,हुंदका रोखुनी कंठी
तुम्ही केविलवाणे हसता ,अन तुम्हास नियती हसते

Watching your beloved person going away from you,
her fading images , disappearing past the horizon,
holding back that drop of tear...
You laugh helplessly, and the destiny laughs at you...

Life

2008-11-13T17:16:00.000-08:00

Life throws questions at you, never the answers, Its your headache to find the answers.
And funny thing is that, you will never find answers....
God Bless.....

friend

2008-11-11T09:11:00.000-08:00

Anyone who is not an enemy,is my friend...

Being Good

2008-11-09T00:06:00.001-08:00

Being good is good,
But being bad is as good as it gets.....

Your Tension Our Passion

2008-11-08T23:16:00.000-08:00

Your Tension Our Passion!!!!!

Wow.. This is a cool tag line.

I found this one in an advertisement at nerul station.

It belongs to one Packer and Movers company.

Mantra for all your worries,sorrows and unhappiness

2008-11-08T20:12:00.000-08:00

Bhaktajano

Let me introduce u to this great mantra, which will solve 99% of your worries,sorrows and unhappiness.

Rest 1% will be handled by GOD.......

And the mantra is "Maaaaf"

Chant this mantra whenever you feel cheated, you feel unlucky or u feel that life is not fair....

Jai Ho.........

Relationships

2008-11-08T20:06:00.000-08:00

Relationship :

Its not about how close you get, its about how you manage to keep the distance.........

swapne

2008-11-08T20:05:00.001-08:00

आता मीच ठरवलय
स्वप्ने आवरुन घ्यायची,
आयुष्यभर आता
खर्डेघाशीच व्हायची.........

A Mantra for success

2008-11-08T19:56:00.000-08:00

You have two ways to succeed in business.

1. Do what others do. And do it better.
2. Take a completely new approach. INNOVATE….

I prefer second option.

A Prayer to Bappa

2008-11-08T19:55:00.001-08:00

Please make me smart enough , So that no one can ever fool me...

Please dont make me smart enough, So that i can fool anyone.....

Dreams

2008-11-08T19:50:00.000-08:00

a marathi line this time.written by my friend Padmashree..
It got lot of depth.

स्वप्नांना अपुर्णतेचा शाप असतो.....

I try to translate this,

Dreams are always cursed with incompleteness.

My Relationship status

2008-11-08T19:48:00.000-08:00

Relationship Status : Not Single,Not Committed

Santa in trouble

2008-11-08T19:47:00.000-08:00

I tried to explain her Dad that I am SANTA,But he failed to understand.

Human Mistakes

2008-11-08T19:44:00.000-08:00

Humans do 2 big mistakes in life.

1. They dont take efforts to marry the person they love,
2. They dont take efforts love the person they marry........

Definition of Practical Person

2008-11-08T19:37:00.001-08:00

I am surrounded by lots of practical people. Yes, I am an Emotional Fool. Can anyone please tell me what is the definitions of a "Practical Person" . Does it mean taking life out of a single person to make ten others happy?

Aussie in MonkeyGate...

2008-11-08T19:33:00.001-08:00

11 Aussies played infamous Sidney Test. And i am sure all of them can sell their autobiographies accusing different indian player each time...

Software professionals life.

2008-11-08T19:13:00.000-08:00

Ek software professional ke life aur kya hota hai...wohi saDe huve codes. Wohi thakela pakela client. Wohi code debugging..Charaane ke code, uspe baraaneki document....Uthaaale re bhagwaaan.....
mereko nahi re..client ko....

एक सोफ़्ट्वेअर प्रोफ़ेशनल के लाईफ़ मे और क्या होता है, वोही सडे हुवे कोड,वोही थकेले पकेले क्लायंट,वोही कोड डीबगिंग
चाराने का कोड और उसपे बाराने का डोक्युमेंट...
उठाले रे भगवान.......
मेरेको नही रे..क्लायंट को.......

Test Cricket

2008-11-08T18:59:00.000-08:00

jinhe naaj hai Test Cricket pe woh kaha hai, jine naaz hai woh kaha hai....... :-(

जिन्हे नाझ है, टेस्ट क्रिकेटपे वोह कहा है, जिन्हे नाज है वोह कहा है :-(